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THE GAMES
Play hard. Laugh louder. Compete like legends.
FREE THROWs
Calm under pressure. One shot. Then another. And another.
Form matters. Nerves matter more.
PUTTING
Quiet focus. Steady hands.
And the sudden realization that putting is way harder when people are watching.
pickleball
Speed, finesse, and sibling disputes over kitchen-line violations.
The fastest-growing sport in the Eslympics, for good reason.
Bags "Not Cornhole"
A true Eslympics classic.
Equal parts accuracy, confidence, and talking trash while your bag is still in the air.
Eslick
Our version of HORSE, with louder reactions. Miss the shot, earn a letter. Spell E S L I C K and you’re out. Style points absolutely count (officially unofficial).
Hand & Foot
The ultimate endurance card game.
Memory, teamwork, and the ability to stay calm when someone goes out early.
billards
Smooth strokes, clutch shots, and dramatic misses.
House rules apply… unless they don’t.
PING PONG
Quick hands. Sharp reflexes.
Loser blames the table. Winner spikes the paddle (respectfully).
bocce ball
Grace. Strategy. Quiet intensity.
Also the game where everyone suddenly becomes an expert.
All events subject to house rules, disputed calls, selective memory, and “that’s how we’ve always played.” Decisions are final unless loudly challenged.